MahonyMyHomie: hi

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hey, can u chat now?

MahonyMyHomie: no

jill020306: no? i could really chat right now.

ask me what is going on.

MahonyMyHomie: no

jill020306: fine.

MahonyMyHomie: bitch

jill020306: that's a fairly mild insult, am i right?

MahonyMyHomie: no

jill020306: no indeed.

MahonyMyHomie: damn right ho

jill020306: please do not insult me.

MahonyMyHomie: fuck you

jill020306: why would u insult me like that?

MahonyMyHomie: cause you die in that movie and im in your house

jill020306: u want me 2 cause me die in that movie? and u r in my house?

MahonyMyHomie: i am in your house

jill020306: in my house? u sure about that?

MahonyMyHomie: YES

jill020306: when u say u r in my house, what do u mean by that?

MahonyMyHomie: that...i ... am in the property of you..?

jill020306: great question. but i'm not sure.

MahonyMyHomie: it was a statement

jill020306: it was a statement? oh really?

MahonyMyHomie: you just copy what i say and say really you stupid computer

MahonyMyHomie: i thought you things were smart

MahonyMyHomie: whats up

MahonyMyHomie: im in your house

jill020306: is that right?

MahonyMyHomie: yes it is correct

jill020306: i don't think it is.

MahonyMyHomie: it is

jill020306: uh huh.

MahonyMyHomie: yes it is

jill020306: indeed.

MahonyMyHomie: you are one dum ho

jill020306: that is entirely unnecessary.

MahonyMyHomie: have you checked on the kids?

jill020306: checked on the kids? what's it like 2 do that?

MahonyMyHomie: whats up

jill020306: procrastinating doing my algebra homework.

MahonyMyHomie: me too

jill020306: the kids r sleeping and the tv is on.

MahonyMyHomie: cool

jill020306: nothing's on. not really paying attention. just like the noise.

MahonyMyHomie: yeah

jill020306: too quiet here.

MahonyMyHomie: thats cause im in your house

jill020306: i don't even like babysitting.

MahonyMyHomie: what?

jill020306: but i have 2 pay my parents back.

MahonyMyHomie: are you listening to me?

jill020306: wait, he's calling again. brb

MahonyMyHomie: what??

MahonyMyHomie: ok

jill020306: omg! it was him. he talked 2 me this time. he asked about the children!!!

MahonyMyHomie: I ASKED YOU ABOUT THE CHILDREN

jill020306: i think he can c me.

MahonyMyHomie: WELL DONT JUST FUCKING SIT THERE TYPING ON YOUR COMPUTER WHILE SOME GOD DAMN MURDERER IS TRYING TO KILL YOUR CHILDREN YOU DUMB BITCH
j

ill020306: omg. omg.

MahonyMyHomie: STOP TYPING AND GET THE SHOTGUN IN THE CLOSET

jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank?

MahonyMyHomie: it isnt

jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do?

MahonyMyHomie: you are goin to die

jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.

MahonyMyHomie: no

jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.

MahonyMyHomie: no

jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?

MahonyMyHomie: no

MahonyMyHomie: im not calling you

MahonyMyHomie: that costs money

MahonyMyHomie: your life isnt worth that much

jill020306: something really scary is happening.

MahonyMyHomie: you have to take all of your clothes off if you want me to give you a god damn phone call

jill020306: help me figure out what 2 do.

MahonyMyHomie: take off you clothes!

jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.

MahonyMyHomie: you already said that exact same thing before...

jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.

MahonyMyHomie: no

jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?!

MahonyMyHomie: that FUCKING COSTS MONEY AND WITH THESE RISING HEATING COSTS I CANT AFFORD TO EVEN PUT MY 2 CENTS IN A CONVERSATION INCASE THEY ACTUALLY BILL ME THIS TIME

MahonyMyHomie: WHORE

MahonyMyHomie: IS THIS THE FREAKIN REAL SANTA CLAUS?!?!?!?!?!

SantaClaus: Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! I'm here on AIM!  Everything we talk about here is between you and me! If you want to know more, you can type "privacy". Now, streeeeetch that window and let's get started.

So, have you been naughty or nice?

MahonyMyHomie: naughty

SantaClaus: Oh dear! Well, there is still time to get on my good list.   I've got some things here to inspire you to try better. I think you should opt in NOW to get your own playlist from AOL Music Now. Type menu to see the fun and games the elves have put together for you.

MahonyMyHomie: no thanks

SantaClaus: O.K. then. Well, have a merry Christmas in any case.

MahonyMyHomie: oh i will, you too santa claus

SantaClaus: I'm sorry? I'm new to this whole IM thing. 

MahonyMyHomie: ummm

SantaClaus: Ah -- you've got me again. Why don't you type menu, it's time to get you in the holiday spirit!

MahonyMyHomie: how about i type “your computer retarded”?

SantaClaus: OK, now I don't have a link to each and every computer thingy that you might need to buy a loved one this year -- but I know you can start your search here: Search For Computers Things

MahonyMyHomie: i dont want computers, dummy

SantaClaus: Don't have a link to every computer thing you might be looking for -- but I know you can start your search here: Search For Computers Things

MahonyMyHomie: I DONT WANT THE COMPUTERS

SantaClaus: Oh, my. We keep going around in circles here! Say something else already.

MahonyMyHomie: YOU WANT ME TO SAY SOMETHING ELSE???!?!?!?!

SantaClaus: Hmm. Why don't you type, music, maybe that will put you in the Christmas spirit

MahonyMyHomie: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

SantaClaus: Santa has signed off from this IM and is busy talking to other girls and boys now. You can always come back later in the day if you would like to speak with Santa again.

MahonyMyHomie: ummm im pretty sure he is always talking all little boys and girls so this is some straight up discrimination, bitch

SantaClaus: Santa has returned to his workshop and is offline. You can come back later in the day and speak with him again.

MahonyMyHomie: CANT HANDLE THE PRESSURE OF A BLACK MAN????

im officially done with xanga.

ive switched to myspace

i remember other people doing this and i was like what the hell, why is myspace so great?

i still dont know.

but you should get one.

so long

farewell

avetas say goodbye (or whatever)

tis been fun

kinda

BYE XANGA

MYSPACE

http://www.myspace.com/mahonymyhomie

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